rneerkat:

shinykonyta:

rneerkat:

i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)

you are a 19 yr old boy

youre stereotyping me

(via childcelestation)

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

(via childcelestation)

sodamnrelatable:

How they want me to act

How I actually act

(Source: thelittleblackrabbit)

• Level of concentration while reading: A plane could crash into my house and I wouldn't notice.
• Level of concentration while doing homework: A speck of dust could distract me for 15 minutes.

iraqobama:

if you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off ill probably kill you

(via myotpwillbecanon)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via tyleroakley)

• me: *does nothing*
• me: wow im so tired